I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
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