I love you
are you drunk
yes but I def love you, we should get married
But I'm Jewish
embrace Jesus
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
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