I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
I'm always down for nudity.
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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