What did we do last night that was yellow?
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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