is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
She's trying to sext her husband for the first time. I'm feeding her lines. It is 3 am and I am playing Cyrano for my wasted big sister TELL ME I AM NOT THE BEST SISTER IN LAW ON THE PLANET.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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