My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
Last night was a blur. All I remember is jizzing in the squeegee bucket at a gas station.
The look on the soccer mom's face was PRICELESS.
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
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