should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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