dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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