well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
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