chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
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