FYI... At my funeral, it will be your job to throw yourself dramatically onto my casket.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
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