You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
it glows. i had to have it.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
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