yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
My mom just invited me to come with them on their honeymoon to Mexico this summer. And I got a Bump-It in my stocking.
Pass the awkward sauce please.
I'm drowning in it here
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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