I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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