They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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