What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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