Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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