I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
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