I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
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