If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
Dude, seriously, fucking stop introducing me as "Thomas, with the dick piercing." you are the worst wingman ever.
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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