week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
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