So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
cat food counts as protein by the way
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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