I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
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