Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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