My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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