the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
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