My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
The upside of Thirsty Thursdaying with the client last night was that he was so hungover that he didn't want to spend time wrangling over the contract extension this morning.
Boss just said I'm getting a bonus for this. Want to celebrate our anniversary a week early tonight?
This is why I married you.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
Enjoy your early 30’s! You’re still young enough to catch a twenty something that can fuck 4 times a day, hot enough to date forty year old penises that can last long enough to give you multiple orgasms
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