that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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