I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
Official reason: I couldn't get time off. The real reason: last Xmas nearly ended in alcohol poisoning to prevent me from screaming like a velociraptor
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
Randomize