check it out our google latitudes are spooning
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!!
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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