yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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