just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
i out mim tonsoeep
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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