You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
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