Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
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