So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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