So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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