She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
You ate ashes out of my bong
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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