Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
Randomize
