i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
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