i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
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