you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
I just had to have my mom look at my penis to figure out what it was. How do you think my day is going?
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
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