dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
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