we have officially lost it.
Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
Your topless pictures make me question reality
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
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