That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
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