He is an equal opportunity slut.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
If you're not going to call the girls I bring around by name, at least don't call them by number. It's been cockblocking since girl #47. Dick.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
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