the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
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