discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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