I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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