he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
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