i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
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