That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
He called his prostate his "boner button".
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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