everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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